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“He who stand over spilt coffee, better move, for he will be blamed”

“Man with very very very large hands, have very very very large gloves”

Confucius says, “when life give you lemons, throw them at people who won’t share their lemonade with you.”


“Homeless man with funny sign, probably not homeless for long. Homeless man too hungry to be funny” – @ChrisRock

Confucius says a lot of things when he’s been drinking.

Confucius says, “my beard long like line at women’s room”


Confucius says, “baby bald like little old man sometimes, and make poo-in-pants like one too”

Thai mai shu, is important so that I don’t trip

Chop sticks not nice, what sticks ever do to YOU?